Wednesday 2 December 2009

'The Women' Aren't So Great!



Flicking through the movie channels last night, I came across a film simply entitled, ‘The Women’. I gave the blurb a quick read, and settled down to watch. Before I continue, I must point out that I was after some easy viewing and didn’t really want to think too hard about the film. Luckily, ‘The Women’ fitted the bill.

Meg Ryan is the leading lady, and is back at her best. One of our favourite rom-com queens, she delivers in every sense. Playing the Manhattan wife, Mary Haines, she discovers that her hot shot husband is cheating on her with a Saks ‘spritzer’ girl (perfume to you and me). Eva Mendes, who plays the gold-digging marriage breaker, is everything you want from the ‘other woman’. Sexy. Confident. A bitch. The film revolves around Mary receiving advice from all the women in her life, including her three best friends, mother, house-keeper and even strangers.

So what’s so good about this ‘Sex and the City wannabe’? To be honest I’m not too sure. The story itself lacks any real substance. The characters are bland are each try to portray a stereotype of women, and fail in doing so. I have to say, it’s the acting that makes up for it. Meg Ryan is particularly excellent, especially the scene where we see her eating butter dipped in cocoa powder. There are also colourful cameos from Carrie Fisher and Bette Midler, while Candice Bergen steals all the best lines as Mary's mother.

So overall, its one of those films that easy to watch, and easy to forget. Nothing great, nothing special. It lacked the sparkle of films like ‘Sex and The City’ and ‘The First Wives Club’ (Yes I know, I’d forgotten how good that was!) Its only cool gimmick was having an all female cast up until the last scene when Debra Messing's character gives birth to a baby boy.

Apparently this film is based on the classic 1939 film by George Cukor, of the same name. Maybe I need to hunt that down and compare. Might as well see why director Diane English wanted to desperately re-make it, and potentially ruin it.

Grade: C- (4.5/10)

Friday 27 November 2009

My Q&A with Richard Linklater (School of Rock, Before Sunrise/Sunset)



I was lucky to have the opportunity to ask Richard about some of his career highs and future plans.  Due to the number of q's being diverted towards his general direction, it's short, but I guess I managed to put across most of what I had planned so not the end of the world...

Q. I want to know how richard and his director of photography managed to create real
time scenes in before sunset.was a lot of it spontaneous?

A. That was the conception of the movie, that it would unfold in real time, in the
later afternoon - of course that made shooting a bit tricky as we had to match the light - often we would
rehearse all day and shoot a seven minute scene over and over for about the hour half window that the
light was right - we had painted ourselves in a corner conceptually, but every film needs something
about it that makes it near impossible.

Q. School of rock 2..? would it work? i mean the first one kinda did everything...

A. Greatly exaggerated at this point, so not on the front burner

Q. What was it like witnessing the chemistry between Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy
on camera? Was it as big a thing for you as it was for audiences? Will there be a third?

A. Who knows? It took us 9 years the first time around... We love working
together but that alone isn't reason enough to make a movie, if the single compelling core idea
emerges I suspect I'm sure we'd all be back at it.

Q. Any news on the 'Untitled 12-year Richard Linklater Project' iMDB seems to be
covering?

A. Ah... my 12 year project that I was hoping to do and complete in anonymity...
Damn that IMDB! Strange to talk about a film that no-one can see for another five or so years, but I just
filmed another section a week ago, we tend to shoot about two or three days a year - the kid I'm
creating a fictional world around is in junior high now.

Richard Linklater's new film, Me & Orson Welles, stars Zac Efron & Claire Danes and is widely released on 4th December!

Thursday 5 November 2009

BFC Vogue Fashion Fund!

Better keep this short cos the proof is in the pudding.  And in this case the pudding is;

http://www.britishfashioncouncil.com/designerfashionfund

Through some bizarre coincidence, the British Fashion Council have announced a similar fund scheme for
emerging designers with the winner receiving £200,000 for their troubles.  Virtually the same as the CFDA Vogue Fund but in Blighty!


Here is the link for further guidelines and that all important application form. Nice.


http://www.britishfashioncouncil.com/uploads/media/62/12372.pdf

Tuesday 3 November 2009

From Page To Screen: The Kite Runner

My TV decided to go on the blink last night, which led me into watching a film that I have wanted to see for quite some time. With it being based on an exceptional novel by Khaled Hosseini, I had already made a pre-conception that the film could never be as good as the book. I was almost wrong.



The Kite Runner is a roller coaster of emotions, moving you to tears at many different points throughout. Very much ‘epic’ like in the sense that it takes a on a huge historical event, and breaks it down to the very core, the people involved.

The movie is filmed over three decades of war-torn Afghanistan, allowing us into a world of torment, anger and hurt. Amongst, which we are presented with the main characters of the story, Amir and Hassan. The main storyline revolves around Amir, a well-to-do middle class boy, witnessing Hassan, his servant and friend being raped. It is from this point in that their friendship suffers as Amir’s guilt and feelings of powerlessness take over. Various compelling situations occur and we see the two separate with Amir moving to the USA and leaving Hassan (and his guilt) behind.

Almost 20 years later, Amir is forced to go back to face his demons and with that, finally achieve an ultimate sense of redemption for the betrayal of his friend all those years ago.



One of the many reasons as to why I loved this film was because of how real it felt NAY was. Not only did it refrain from taking away anything from the original novel (apart from certain monologues), but also stayed true to the historic and cultural elements throughout.  However, the film focused on the relationships of the characters rather than the underlying political theme that simmered beneath parts of the book. It’s the film’s quasi-darkness and social edge that help provide it its backbone and strength (although it could be argued the producers don't quite push the artistic side far enough. NG)

I must say this is a more than solid adaptation by director, Marc Forster (who incidentally went on to direct the latest Bond opus, The Quantum of Solace).

Grade: B+ (7.5/10)

Monday 2 November 2009

CFDA / Vogue Fund Nominees 2009



The Council of Fashion Designers in America and Vogue team up every year to provide an opportunity for budding male and female designers to submit designs for a competition set up for emerging artists.  A fund is set up so that the winner, receives a grant of $200,000 to help set up their business.

A few of you have asked about opportunities across the pond and this, it seems, is the best!

The winners will be announced on the 16th November, so I'll post more information on or around that date with details of how the nominees applied and 'emerged' so to speak.

Should be of some use!

Michael Jackson's This Is It! Depending On Your Point Of View Of Course...





Review #1

Michael Jackson is a revelation in these clips of rehearsal footage.  His ability to micro-manage and bring together such a talented and varied pool of performers remains unwavered.  Jackson's vocals seem to pierce through in a manner not seen since the HiStory tour (almost 15 years ago).  The choreography for the dance routines shows a man more than able to compete with others fully half his age.  His ability to retain an almost eeriely air of steel-armoured composure and in such a succinct manner remains a wonder to behold.  The perfectionist in Jackson would have made the concerts (at least a fair number of them) a spectacular success.

Grade: A- (8/10)

Review #2

It remains without query that Michael Jackson retained a need to deliver the highest level of performance attainable, ensuring the final product would always be something to be cherished forever by the fans.  Almost ten years spent out of the artistic spotlight (for a plethora of reasons, discussed exhaustively elsewhere) and now finally he BELIEVED that the songs that provided the platform for his former glory were ready to be rolled out again.

It was expedient as these songs mirrored a public outlook which would be dwindling towards various interests towards the environment, war, love for each other and so on.  The film shows us that these 'interests' were paramount in Jackson's mind, especially as 'Man In The Mirror' was to be the ending note of the encore (a song Jackson had omitted occasionally during the troublesome HIStory tour).

What is the point to be made from this?  Well, firstly, fifty shows was an unprecedented statement and more than doubled the number preformed by Prince (Jackson's artistic nemesis).  I believe Jackson wanted to make these shows the greatest of his entire career, almost a two-fingered salute to those who had doubted him and seen/documented his downfall since his 'Thriller' heyday.  

The footage here shows this to some extent, especially 'Human Nature' and 'I Just Can't Stop Loving You'.  However, though the undiminished talent of Jackson cannot be doubted, this was very much a work in progress (not a shock considering the first date was three weeks away).  One part of me believes that Jackson was a revelation in these rehearsals whereas the other believes he was merely marking out and warming up.  Even if the truth lies somewhere in between, Jackson would NOT have wanted us to see these pictures unless they were perfect.  No matter how faithfully and lovingly director Kenny Ortega compiles the footage to provide a tangible whole, the mean does not quite justify the end...

A hagiographic portrayal is more than understandable (from a marketing standpoint and as a goodbye present for us fans) but this is the same man who died days after much of this footage was taken and very little emphasis is put on the pressures and demands put on an artist who was clearly underweight and ultimately taken advantage off.  It leaves a sickening taste in the mouth for sure, as under the bridal veil something far more evil lurked.

Grade: C (5/10)

N.B.  The original purpose of the tens of hours of footage taken were for Jackson's private home collection and therefore not for us to see (no matter how great and loyal fans we may be).  I haven't even made any reference to the cash grab this is (looking at Sony here, not the film producers) or how, without a crowd in the Staples Arena, the atmosphere at times is a little apathetic in nature (it's a rehearsal, duh!).  But again this just reinforces the point that although Jackson is very good here (and at points, great), THIS IS NOT IT, it was merely the beginning...

Final Grade: B- (6.5/10)

Friday 23 October 2009

Fashionistas Of The Month (Oct' 09)




Every month I will be adding an image of everyday fashion at its best (male/female, and any age as fashion embalms us all).  These will be images taken by the fantastic Scott Schuman (see link at post footer).

The first was taken in London.  I love how the different textures are displayed with an easy assuredness, almost nonchalence with the underlying white vest top providing a platform for vivid and imaginative outlayers.

P.S. shoes like those should be curated!




This was taken on Rue St. Honore in Paris.

The white vest top again provides the rythmic underlay, but here the richest blues caress and overlap each other resulting in an opulent, cerulean cool.

The sandals finish off the outfit well in this instance.  Most men will generally wear sandals (desultorily) with any piece of clothing resulting in a completely distasteful look, but these are elegant and restrained which helps...

Many Thanks to Scott Schuman (thesartorialist.blogspot.com)

Thursday 22 October 2009

Won't Be Remembering The Name (Fame)

Remember, remember, remember my name... So the cast of a retrodden musical plead. But unfortunately, I have to say, I do not think I will be.

Fame, the re-make hit our screens earlier this month.  For me, this was a big deal.

I loved the original and I was in raptures over the West-End stage play, so waiting in cinema, I was eagerly anticipating and mentally rehearsing what and how Tancharoen (director) was going to deliver. 



Sadly, he didn’t and couldn't.  His background in made-for-tv concert films meant that cinematic flare was missing, sapping potential dramatic moments straight from the offset.  The picture from beginning to end was a let-down. If you had walked into the cinema with a blindfold on, you would have had no clue as to what it was you were watching. Assuredly, there were several ‘Fame-esque’ moments (sassy dance routines, and fame-hungry characters) but all in all, I would say, it was a pitiful attempt at trying to re-hype old buzz.

The film revolves around a handful of students, all trying to better their craft and 'make it big'. For me, none of the characters stood out, or ‘shone’, so if it were an audition, none of them passed the test. The acting is mediocre and the storylines, passable. I don’t know what went wrong with this film as it had such a great base to work from.  Perhaps, without sounding too cynical, the problem is in whom the intended target audience is.  I think the only thing that I did enjoy ever so fleetingly, were the actual dance performances. The dancing was seductive, enticing and at times inventive with the singing leaving me with goosepumps.

All-in-all Fame misses a trick by reaching out to a far younger audience than previous iterations.  I think it is safe to say that sometimes (nay, most of the time), classics are best left alone.

So sorry Fame, but I won’t be remembering your name.


Grade: C- (4.5/10)

Wednesday 21 October 2009

(Thrills) of Summer

An un-romantic film from a broken-hearted guy’s perspective. As a woman, I never knew men could be so emotional. Lines such as ‘it’s not what they said, it’s the way they said it’ I thought, were only a part of a woman’s vocabulary. How wrong I was.

(500) Days of Summer, contrary to its name, is not about the longest heat-wave known to man. It is in fact an un-conventional film spreading a conventional message, ‘love hurts.’

Tom (played by a charismatic Joseph Gordon-Levitt) falls for his bosses new assistant, Summer (the glorious Zooey Deschanel). For him, its all hearts and roses, for her its ‘a bit of fun’ – (a line uttered by many a male). So when she ends things, we can’t help but to feel a little heartbroken ourselves.




The film is cleverly directed, bouncing back and fourth through Tom’s 500 days with Summer, much to the likeness of when you analyse every little detail of where the relationship went sour. You see things through Tom’s eyes. You see what he thinks, and what actually happens, again something that I think we are all guilty for. A terrific scene playing out to the sound of Regina Spektor's Hero is one of the most poignant this year.

This un-love story (as I like to call it) shows us ‘relationships’ for what they are and both Gordon-Levitt and Deschanel are ace at playing their respective roles. Although for some Deschanel's 'kookiness' is not a new direction. We sympathise with them, we love them and we dislike them often at the same. It’s fresh, it’s witty and is definitely one to watch over and over with the girlies (and guys?!). But, oh wait, it isn’t a romcom. Or is it? A fateful romance dressed in rom-clothes perhaps?

Grade: B+ (8/10)

Glasgows Fashionista's must wait another year...

Having missed London Fashion Week this year, Glasgow would have be have been the next stop on the UK calendar (11-14th Nov).  However due to event partners, The Lighthouse, going into administration the event has been postponed until 27th October 2010...

The next stop on the world conveyor belt is Tokyo which premieres from 18th Jan.  More on that closer to the time.

For now a couple of photos of some of the standout designers from last year.

Ricky Sarkany



Benito Fernandez



N.B. I will publish posts on Men's Fashion as soon as the season starts in Paris next year!

Tuesday 20 October 2009

Five Wes Anderson Moments

How we love a list in this country.  So neat and organised.  So quaint and accessible.

5) Hotel Chevalier





This short film which preceded the feature length, The Darjeeling Limited, is probably the better film.  The world in an oyster fits into these 12 minutes cohesively and ultimately thrillingly.

4) Owen Wilson's Guru Moment



3) Sixteen times a week...



2) The Jaguar Shark



One of his most moving...

1) Rushmore Revenge



Max and Herman ramp it onwards and upwards.

Fantastic Mr. Fox is released this forthcoming Friday. I'll have more on it in the next few days. Enjoy!

Monday 19 October 2009

This Is It



I want to be hypercritical, but with mini nugget-like gems released every so often perhaps its best to hold back with any prior reservations...

Friday 16 October 2009

Thirst Notice


Just a quick point regarding Thirst!

A list of cinema chains not showing this film.

Odeon
Vue
AMC
Cinema De Lux
Cineworld

A hearty round of applause to Cornerhouse (Manchester, of course) to have the decency to show the film. Focus Features what is going on??! Just one screen somewhere in the Midlands would suffice...

Monday 12 October 2009

What To Watch (12th Oct)

It has been 6 months since I went on an unannounced and insouciant hiatus, but like the lover who just can't stay away, I just can't stay away.

Moving swiftly on to the weeks releases...

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (dir. Gilliam)



Without focussing on what we all tragically know, plaudits must go to Gilliam on finishing a film which he had every right to shut down. It would be expedient to note Depp, Farrell and Law filled in the eponymous doctor role (incidentally donating their fee to Ledger's daughter, Matilda).

The resulting picture is likely to maintain Gilliam's knack of unsettlingly vivid imagery but ultimately perhaps one in which an inculcation of the director's imaginarium of ideas, is one too bloated to swallow whole.

Thirst (dir. Park Chan-wook)


In all seriousness vampire movies are not all they are perceived to be. Recently comedy vampires and teenage vampires have been bestowed upon esurient, blood thirsty audiences gargling before the next available bite.

I would like to exculpate Sarah Michelle Gellar. But Stephanie Meyer is as much a culprit as the aforementioned 'teenage slayer'.

BUT! This is Park Chan-wook! The man who gave us the splendour which was Oldboy. I expect a fresh, quirky and almost balefully witty tale. Not, however, for the faint hearted.

HOME ENTERTAINMENT OF THE WEEK

Synecdoche, New York (dir. Kaufman)


It's difficult to describe the greatness of a film whose unwillingness to subscribe to the perceived standard, which is 'great', belies its position as a newcomer to the term 'classic'.

Synecdoche, pronounced Synecdoche (sic) is (in the daintiest of nutshells) the story of a writer seeking to tell truth and reality in a new theatre production. What follows is really a deontological study of ambition and missed opportunities (all part of the nature of humanity) leading to refined redemption.

No doubt this is a tough, almost infuriating watch as scenes flutter in and out of hazy dreamlike segues without a drop in dizzyingly intricate tone (the animated sequences just one such example). You will need to watch the film again and again just to luxuriate in its finer details. Some will call it insipid and overly indulgent. For me, it was transcendental.

Grade: A (10/10)

Tuesday 7 April 2009

Avatar Tid-Bits


An interview with a cast member of...Avatar!

Christina Radish: What can you say about the film and who you play in it?

Laz Alonso: Unfortunately, I can’t say anything because that was part of what we signed. None of us are allowed to talk at all about the script or what the story is about. All I can say is that the technology is something that no one has ever seen or used before. We were being filmed by 197 cameras, simultaneously, in real time. It was something that took two and a half years to do, and when you see it this December, you’re going to know why it took that long. It is just unrivaled by anything that my eyes have ever seen in cinema. It blew me away, when I saw some of the finished scenes.

Christina: How does it affect your performance when you’re dealing with all of that technical stuff?

Laz: It affects the beginning and the end of the day because there’s a huge process. It literally takes over an hour to prepare and get synced in with the technology that they’re using, in addition to make-up and all the other stuff you have to do. So, there’s a whole ritual that takes place, at the beginning of the day, but once you get on set with Jim, you literally get transported into a different place. Once you’re there, you’re there, and you don’t leave for the next 15 hours, until you wrap. Working with him, you work long hours, but then you get to set the next morning and he’s cut the scene that you did the day before, and you realize that he never got any sleep. You’re a foot soldier and this guy is at war, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, when he finds something that he’s passionate about, and he’s passionate about this movie. That’s why I know the movie is going to do well.

So at least we know umm nothing still...except 197 cameras were used at one time and the film will change the way we feel about cinema forever (tm). Apart from those little nuggets of non-information, even by saying diddly squat, I still feel excited deep down. And so should you reader, so should you.

A Musical Lesson (1921-1930)

Since its cinematic breakthrough in the early 20's, the musical genre has had a tumultuous reputation with film goers and critics alike. Having been a staple diet in theatres for many years before any sort of palpable film success, the musical has a history deserving of a commentary beyond The Sound Of Music, Grease, Wizard of Oz...

In this series I'll make several attempts to document the rise and fall of the genre and hopefully open a box of revelations which will just make you watch (or at least record) that old musical when it hits the box at some god-darned-hideous hour.

It'll be more exciting than Marley & Me and Lesbian Vampire Killers combined and that is a heartening thought!


The first real hit for the film musical genre was The Jazz Singer (released in 1927). The film went on to attain success from all quarters including special commendations at the annual Oscar ceremony. Technically speaking the first Hollywood musical was The Broadway Melody (1929), however The Jazz Singer is generally credited for being the first film to pull of songs within a narrative and for those songs to enhance the film rather than interfere with the pacing.

It's success is stunning bearing in mind the sound revolution was still over a decade away (although most of the film plays in silence).


The Broadway Musical (produced by MGM), as previously mentioned, is accredited to be the first musical and its easy to see why. It's the first musical to win the Best Picture Oscar and first musical to gain wide distribution across America.

The next in the series will look at 1930-1945, a time where change meant a whole deal to the tale of world history and as a consequence, film.

Sunday 5 April 2009

Friday 3 April 2009

What To Watch (3rd April)

It's a been another week of haphazard, on-the-spur reactions. But enough of the protests outside the G20 conference (sic).

In all seriousness however I have been all over the place this week and for that reason this is only the third post of the week.

Moving past the blubbering and onto the weeks releases...


The Boat That Rocked (dir. Curtis)

It could be argued that Richard Curtis hasn't written, directed or produced anything decent since 1999's Notting Hill. Even the aforementioned film has a pack of wolves ready to tear it apart. Just bring it up in conversation at a party, it'll run and run...

So 'The Boat That Rocked' comes along without a huge marketing push and looking to put the terrible wrongs of Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, right.

Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Rhys Ifans, Nick Frost & Kenneth Branagh. Quite the 'pick and mix' of a cast. The story revolves around this group of rag-rats who set up an illegal radio station out in the North Sea in the 60's.

Opening reviews are middling for this one, though I can see why many people would go and watch this without much hesitancy. Richard Curtis + British Cast = Box Office. I can honestly promise you this won't be as bad as Mr Bean's Holiday...or anything Mr Bean!


Monsters Vs Aliens (dir. Letterman/Vernon)

Monsters Vs Aliens is the almost quarterly animated release to reach out to audiences and soak up their cash. Shot by the directors of Shark Tale & Shrek 2 (hardly an endorsement) im guessing the film does exactly what it says on the poster. Maybe a sub-Monsters Inc?

The voice cast is strong not unlike other Dreamworks animations. Hugh Laurie, Seth Rogan, Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Kiefer Sutherland...the list goes on.

The reviews have been gently positive for this one, with Rotten Tomatoes scoring it a 72% average sought from critics on both sides of the Atlantic.

Not too bad a weekend then. Solid if not spectacular. Next week brings us the much anticipated Fast & Furious (likely to be hideous if early notices are any valid indication...)

Monday 30 March 2009

The Class & Knowing in 15 words


The Class/Entre Les Murs (dir. Cantet)

Notorious teenagers make hay in riveting dramatization of French classroom struggles. Indispensibly witty and rewarding.

Grade: A (9/10)


Knowing (dir. Proyas)

Sci-fi mush. Nicholas Cage on dull mode. Miserable effects though Friday night could be worse.

Grade: 5/10 (C)

Friday 27 March 2009

What To Watch (27th Match)

Feverishly anticipating a climactic friday evening to end your working week? Stuck in fusty, moss-sodden offices/libraries creaking at the underbelly of your consciousness?

The olive branch? A preview of the week's most poignant of offerings...

Two Lovers (dir. Gray)

O joyous spectacle!

Well well well, what have we here? This is what seems to be Joaquin Phoenix's final performance before he delves into a romping hip hop career. Bizarrely, this seems to be acclaimed as one of Mr Phoenix's finest roles to date making this sudden acting/rhyming juxtaposition that much more baffling. Of course he could just be leading us all on (see the odd Letterman 'performance' to judge it yourself).

Gwynnie Paltrow doesn't seem to care too much for a concerted attack on the film lover's psyche these days also. So a romantic drama starring the two walkabout stars may provide an isolated opportunity to see either on screen for a long time. Will it actually be any good? I doubt it, but then i'm a colossal pessimist when it comes to romantic dramadies so don't let my lingering nature dissaude you.


The Damned United (dir. Hooper)

This Peter Morgan adaptation of the novel of the same name marks an interesting shift in scenery for the writer having translated many larger than life characters to their on screen incarnations. Generally speaking, hagiographies don't flutter my ruffles, however Brian Clough/Michael Sheen do. Of course, with such well respected credits the football aspect is less of a focus than that of the flawed genius central to the project. With reviews ranging from good to very good, United should be the highlight of the weekend.



Genova (dir. Winterbottom)

Seriously, the only reason to mention this film apart from directing Colin Firth lovers in it's direction is the fact that Genova is brought to us by the director of A Mighty Heart and A Cock And Bull Story. Both very good genre films well worth a watch. Apart from that well...im searching with great difficulty to be honest!

The story revolves around a man who moves his two daughters to Genova, Italy after their mother dies. Of course, Colin Firth plays that man. The film also stars Catherine Keener (a perennial favourite of mine) and Hope Davis, so the credentials are for all to see. Who knows it may float your boat if you give it a punt!

Enjoy!

Tuesday 24 March 2009

Discs To Spin (23rd March)

Now with that god-darned anticipated list out of the way, new and exciting features can begin...

Hair tousled, fingers primed.

First, Discs To Spin!

NEW RELEASE OF THE WEEK

Quantum of Solace (dir. Forster)

Not as well recieved as Casino Royale on its initial release, the second in the Bond-reboot oeuvre has seen a slow decline over the past few months to a middling position in the 007 catalogue. Criticism was driven by the perceived 'lack of fun' sought by the titular character. Of course due to the fact that his love, Vesper, dies at the end of 'Royale,' the shock shouldn't be so shocking.

Even so, the pace remains belt-ripping and the action realistic (as imaginable).

I'd pick it up for 7 quid on Amazon no problemo.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Quantum-Solace-DVD-Daniel-Craig/dp/B001QE1BDY/ref=br_nf_1_1?pf_rd_p=465004693&pf_rd_s=center-12&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=573412&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=0X6XMEZG4YN1720NTTBV


OTHER RELEASES THIS WEEK



Wallace and Gromit - A Matter of Loaf and Death (dir. Park)

The loafsome twosome are back for their fourth TV installment. Like the others in the series, the 45 minutes just flies by. In fact, you will be hard pressed to catch all the visual puns in one viewing.

I would wait for a bundle of all the series to be released together, otherwise youll be paying a tenner for each. No petty sum!

If you missed this over Christmas, its well worth renting.

BARGAIN DISC OF THE WEEK


In Bruges (dir. McDonagh)

Pissingly hilarious in parts, touching drama in parts. In Bruges can be stolen this week for a mere fiver at a few online stores including play.com saving you fifteen gold boys.

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/3592854/In-Bruges/Product.html

UNCOVENTIONAL (RANDOM) BOOK OF THE WEEK


The Whitsun Weddings (Larkin)

I am not a poetry buff by any stretch of the imagination, but this classic set of poems by the late great Philip Larkin knocked me back several large strides and so I would recommend it to anyone with the luck of a spare few hours on any given weekend.

Saturday 21 March 2009

Ones To Watch #1 - Avatar


#1

Avatar (dir. Cameron)

Expected Release Date: 18th December

Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Risk #1 Avatar. Budget: $250-300. Million. Dollars

Counterpoint #1. Titanic Budget: $200. Million. Dollars

Risk #2 Avatar. Relatively Unknown Leads

Counterpoint #2 Titanic. Relatively Unknown Leads

Risk #3 Avatar. No Trailer, Plot Details or Photos

Counterpoint #3. This is James ‘King Of The World’ Cameron. When did he last let you down?

Risk #4 Avatar. Revolutionary 3-D approach

Counterpoint #4. Revolutionary 3-D approach

Oh Avatar, Avatar, what will you do to me oh Avatar? Virtually unknown outside of the Cameron hub, this is hugely exciting. There’s so many factors swinging this project one way then the other. I mean Cameron hasn’t directed a film for 12 years and that film went on to become the biggest film ever made. Then you look at his CV and realise he hasn’t made a bad film…yet! Even those which are less revered are watchable to the nth number of times.

Sam Worthington is the virtual unknown, though by the time Terminator: Salvation is released we’ll have a better idea of his abilities. Then Sigourney Weaver. Dearest Sigourney.

This one is about as mouthwatering as Wonka’s factory and as tantalising as a lolly to a baby.

It’s my number one anticipate film of the year.

Thursday 19 March 2009

Watchmen (NOT Spoiler Free!)



Fanboy

'Fanboy is a term used to describe any individual who is devoted to a single subject in an emotional or fanatical manner, or to a single point of view within that subject, often to the point where it is considered an obsession'. (Wikipedia)

I’ll come back to that.

Watchmen, adapted from Alan Moore’s 1986 graphic novel now revered amongst the greatest of all graphic novels and one of TIME magazine’s 100 Greatest Novels. It’s themes expand beyond the plethora of cliched superheroes and supervillains, Moore prefering to develop ideas rather than outcomes. The actual term ‘Watchmen’ was taken from the supposed speech John F Kennedy was to deliver just minutes after his assasination. Americans, Kennedy vouched, would be “the watchmen on the walls of freedom.”

The film has been some time coming and for that Snyder should be commended. Since it’s inception the screenplay has jumped from 20th Century Fox, Universal, Paramount and finally, Warner Bros. Often thought to be ‘unfilmable’ (Moore famously had refused to be connected to the film in any way), Snyder has created what is ultimatelty a faithful retelling of the novel. However, fit into a generous 162 minutes running time the film still feels claustrophobic and unable to paint what becomes it’s ultimate dichotomy. Is it right to kill millions of people in order to prolong peace between those in our blue planet?

Few of you who have seen the film will have had the opportunity to read the original novel beforehand, though I will presume (however off the mark) that the majority haven’t and so it’s perhaps best to breakdown the film for both the converted and the not-yet converted.

The main story revolves around six main characters. Ozymandias (Adrain Veidt), Silk Spectre (Laurie Jupiter), Dr Manhattan (Dr John Osterman), Nite Owl (Dan Dreiberg), Rorschach (Walter Kovacs) and The Comedian (Edward Blake). The plot revolves around the unexpected murder of The Comedian, thrown out of the window of his apartment, in a multi-storey building.

Other characters also play an important role but say any more and I would give too much away. As mentioned at the head, a fanboy is devoted to a single subject in an emotional and or fanatical manner, almost to the point of obsession. This becomes simultaneously the saviour and failing of Snyder.

Dr Manhattan (the only superhero with ‘powers’) is played by a wonderfully eerie and withdrawn Billy Crudrup. He is able to inject pathos into a character whose existence becomes a pawn in the USA/USSR conflict, on the edge of nuclear armageddon which, according to the doomsday clock, is just minutes away.

Unfortunately however, despite Crudrup’s effort, the film can in no way match the staggering depth of the psychological profile created in Moore’s novel. A prime example of this is in the (still good) scene explaining the making of Dr Manhattan. The novel, draws Manhattan’s withdrawal from any sort of compassion for humankind with subtle wondrousness. The photo in his hand, dissected to the same degree a watchmaker unravels a timepiece. It’s an apt analogy as in his youth, John wanted to become a watchmaker just like his father. Though the film cannot even delve into the moral abyss which traps Manhattan, his character is still the most realised out of the big six.

Almost as impressive is Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach, for many the fan’s favourite as we follow through the a great bulk of the plot through Rorschach and his journal. Haley is perfect for a role which requires a performace of menacing and deeply woven nuances. I have no real arguments with most of Rorschachs scenes. Much of what should be on screen is on screen. Some short cuts are taken, but serve the film’s purpose respectively. I would argue that perhaps all the scenes between Rorschach and Dr Malcolm Long could have been added and that scenes between Dr Long and his wife were also important in creating a stronger gut punch for that final chapter. I’ll discuss that later.

From here the results become decidely mixed at best. Goode, Gugino and Akerman as Viedt, Sally Jupiter and Laurie Jupiter are awful though for different reasons. Patrick Wilson as the insecure Nite Owl also hits and misses. Veidt, supposedly the most intellingent man on the planet (able to retire from his superhero duties two years before the Keene Act was initiated) has been reduced from the charmingly persuasive, destructive and intellectually intimidating greek mythologist to basically a youthful clown-prince villain whose reasoning for his actions feels delusional rather than persuasively cohesive. The colour of his cape has been changed and from the first time he is seen on the screen you feel there is something not altogether wholesome about him. This is not the case in the novel, as there is a general sense of shock with the late turn of events.

The two Silk Spectres are also reduced to rubble. Malin Akerman, is written a role which just makes her look and feel like sex-for-hire without any of the burning fire of her novel incarnation. This Spectre would fall like a flea on any psychological questioning. Please give me some newsvendor back chat rather than this embarrassing spectacle. In general, all the superheroes deficiencies were glossed over far too complacently. Everything fits except the characters within.

The biggest difference of course, is the removal of The Squid from the final scene, instead placing the blame on Dr Manhattan and his tachyons. The Squid would have been a difficult creation and of course the focus shifts from alien invasion to a questionable Christ allegory in the form of Dr Manhattan. The main problem with the ending is not the choice of Squid/Nuclear Holocaust but more that I didn’t care for the destroyed human life. The film worked so gracefully to avoid any touch with humanity you are quite frankly not bothered whether millions of lives have been lost.

Veidt’s masterstroke becomes lost in the glacial air.

In terms of other differences between novel and film 'Tales of the Black Freighter' is the major omission. The novel within a novel which introduced us to the newsvendor and his namesake, a smart-alec kid, is completely left out (released as a lone animated feature on DVD). Though this is an understandable omission due to running time constraints, these two characters are the main flames of human interaction we experience before the city stoops into ravaging hell (the lesbian couple and Dr Long's home scenes the only exceptions). What is gained in cinematic bounce is savagely lost in terms of any attachment we feel towards the human life left dwelling in the basin of the hell-bound city. As mentioned previously, Snyder's greatest failure.

It is difficult to comment for those who haven’t read the novel because many of the thoughts that arise (on viewing) blossom from the storyboards of the novels. I think the action segments were overplayed and slo-mo is a tool which should be used sparingly rather than frantically. Again, the sex scene between Dreiberg and Jupiter is agonisingly squirmish played out to Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah. Other than that aberration, the soundtrack works as well as one would expect (Bob Dylan’s Times They Are A Changin used in the opening credits a favourable example). Still, you feel Snyder is pandering to the late MTV generation rather than staying true to the plot situation. Would a score have been a better option?

Concluding from whence I began, I feel Snyder should be commended for even managing to get the 'unfilmable' filmed. No easy task for sure. However the fanboy in him has resulted in his obsession to get the film seen by as many people as possible, leading to large compromises being made.

A mini-series would have been a stronger artistic statement (perhaps helmed by a director with a known balance for human nature AND stylistic visual flourishes) but less people would have seen it. Was Snyder’s aim to have as many people watch his film and then read the novel? If so, it’s a failure on his part because what he has created, unfortunately, is hollow pulp nonsense and the spawn of thousands of comic book cliches.

I urge you to read the novel if you haven’t already.

Grade: 4/10 (C-/D+)

Thoughts? Conflicts?

Wednesday 18 March 2009

Ones To Watch #2 - Shutter Island/Ashecliffe


#2

Shutter Island/Ashecliffe (dir. Scorcese)


Expected Release Date: 9th October

Starring: Leonardo Di Caprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Kingsley, Patricia Clarkson, Jackie Earle Haley, Michelle Williams, Max Von Sydow & Emily Mortimer.

Studio: Paramount Pictures

Based in a psychiatric hospital on Shutter Island, the film revolves around the disappearance of murderous patient Rachel Solando (Mortimer). U.S. Marshals Teddy Daniels and Chuck Aule (Di Caprio and Ruffalo respectively).

To be fair, many will go and see this film simply due to it being a Scorcese’s latest. I am one of them. That cast will also bring people in. I am one of them.

As the film is #2 on my indulgent list, it is clearly anticipated to a gargantuan degree. Here I would rather look at where it could go wrong. As where it could go wrong is much more interesting to discuss. (Sigh… That cast! That director!)

HEADLINE! Scorcese/Di Caprio reteam AGAIN!

Now for many those are cursed words. I would just like to have you all know that there is at least one other film for these star-crossed lovers, The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt set for release in 2011.

Gangs Of New York, The Aviator, The Departed & Shutter Island.

The first two, in my view are bloated mess ups with enjoyable side-shows. Though perhaps that is more an indication of my misanthropic demeanor. Who knows. Daniel Day Lewis is the gold in Gangs and The Aviator, well The Aviator just gets worse every time I watch it (though Blanchett as Hepburn is off the cuff).

However, to rebuff my own hypothesis, Di Caprio’s own performances have mirrored his director’s in that The Departed consists of Scorcese’s strongest material since Casino, 11 years its senior. Di Caprio is tremendous, growing to become the film’s strongest link with every move he makes. Far more gritty and vulnerable at the same time compared to the man-child in Gangs.

I wasn’t really able to argue too many potential problems here (unlike my #1). At the very worst this will be enjoyable and at best essential viewing. Plus the appearances of Ben Kingsley, Jackie Earle Haley and the under-appreciated Mark Ruffalo give this one several merited bonus points.

Tuesday 17 March 2009

Nine! Well The Cap's Got His Work Cut Out...

Ones To Watch #3 - Inglourious Basterds


#3

Inglourious Basterds (dir. Tarantino)

Expected Release Date: 21st August

Starring: Brad Pitt, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Mike Myers, Samuel L Jackson (Narrator)

Studio: A Band Apart

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill (Vol 1 & 2) & Death Proof. Six films (five, if you’re dreaming of The Whole Bloody Affair). I can’t really recall any so-called-friend who hasn’t seen any of the above films or doesn’t own one of the above films on DVD or Blu-Ray. It seems the love for Tarantino is feverish among those who have followed his turbulent career.

I love the style, the cool and the irreverent super-enjoyable banter that exists in his films. Undeniably, Death Proof is the weakest of the bunch and was produced as the second part of a double bill with Planet Terror. Unfortunately, audiences this side of the North Atlantic were forced to watch both films seperately (although some art-house cinemas showed Grindhouse).

In my view, Inglourious Basterds is the most anticipated Tarantino film since Pulp Fiction. Having read the fantasticly violent script, I am confident this may just be up there with Quentin’s best.




Ones To Watch - #4???


Good morning, loyal readers! I haven't posted anywhere near the amount of material I would have liked in the last fortnight due to a miscellaneous assortment of stumbling blocks thrust in my general direction. One being not being near a laptop...

Anyway, in the last week the #4 in my neverending top 20 anticipated list was switched to a Jan 2010 release date, which puts me in a mango pickle.

For the sake of true journalism, I will withdraw it from my list and reconsider it for the 2010 list (if I manage to make it that far). The image above gives it away!

This week!

Much anticipated and delayed Watchmen review, Discs To Spin, The Class review, What to Watch and of course, The Top 3 for 2009.

Stay tuned!

p.s. this is hilarious...!

Thursday 12 March 2009

Bolt Of The Heart


Disney's latest animated release comes in the form of Bolt, the super-dog! This animated mutt fights crime and protects his beloved owner Penny (Miley Cyrus) from the evil clutches of Professor Calco. Through his ability to 'super bark' and 'zoom-zoom' Bolt (John Travolta) does whatever it takes to stop anyone getting anywhere near his 'person'.

One thing he doesn't know is, none of it is real. The poor little thing believes it can head-butt trucks, melt walls with its heat-vision and kill people with a tap of its paw. In actual fact, he is the star of his own television show and all of his stunts are cleverly timed so that he thinks he is actually doing them, when in fact its the handy work of some technical geek in the background. Why is this? so that the dog gives a more 'believable' performance.

However, the real test of Bolt's 'strength' comes when he accidentally ends up in New York City (thanks to America's ever so great postal system). Not only does he think he has lost his powers because of a mysterious substance called Styrofoam, but he has to rely on gutsy cat, Mittens, to get him back to L.A.

There is a lot to like about Bolt and I would recommend giving it a go. There is a lot to laugh at throughout, my favourite being the stupid pigeons, who are able to portray the stereotypes of each city unbelievably well! Whoever came up with the idea that a pigeon being a movie producer would work, is some sort of warped genius. It definately got me laughing!

It is a feel good movie for the family and is an easy way to kill some time on a lazy Sunday afternoon. A solid, formulaic attempt by Disney, just lacking that Pixar pizazz, whatever that may be! Maybe some more of Bolt's 'Zoom-Zoom' perhaps?

Grade: 6/10 (C+)

Wednesday 11 March 2009

Ones To Watch #5 - Public Enemies

A week's delay as I frolicked in the hay...


#5

Public Enemies (dir.Mann)

Expected Release Date: 3rd July

Starring: Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard & Billy Crudrup

Studio: Universal Pictures

So, finally! Into the Top 5. I think it’s fair to say these final five all claim their respective thrones as the most anticipated film of 2009 with much style and little dignity.

Certainly each of them could have won the crapshoot which is the #1 spot of my affection.

First up, Public Enemies. There’s so much to look forward to really. Michael Mann returns to the crime thriller genre which served him so well in Collateral and his crowning acheivement, Heat.

Johnny Depp, Marion Cotillard, Christian Bale & Billy Crudrup. What a cast! Possibly the finest in a major picture this year. Arguably, this may be the year Crudrup truelly breaks out (with a potentially standout turn as Dr Manhattan in Watchmen also under the belt). Cotillard & Bale also follow up 2008 with a year which could take them to even dizzier heights with Nine & Terminator: Salvation respectively. Finally, Depp in the headline role has the opportunity to continue to provide the world with yet another character which leaps from the screen (Finding Neverland withstanding…)

The first trailer was released last week and provides a tantalising glimpse into the world Mann has created. Unsurprisingly, it seems to contain all the ingredients which made Heat a resounding success.

Crockett and Tubbs, De Niro and Pacino, Cruise and Foxx. Mann has a history of creating dynamic on-screen pairings (admittedly the score is at great: 2, indifferent: 1).

Let’s just hope Depp & Bale can round of a delightful triple.


Wednesday 4 March 2009

Watchmen Weekend (6th March)



Let's face it, most people who find themselves at the local multiplex this weekend will end up watching Watchmen. I have no gripes with that although I can't for the life of me see how the film will be able to create its own identity (the novel is practically flawless in terms of its execution and design).

However, it's still at #16 on my most anticipated list so a glimmer of hope remains but somehow I'm now primed to the fact that Snyder will make a complete arse of it. Only a few days to wait.

Either way, I should honour the original novel by at least seeing how the film compares.



Wendy & Lucy is officially released on limited screens this week also. It's just a matter of finding a cinema showing it...no easy task! If you do find that elusive cinema then the film is recommended if only for an excellent central performance by Michelle Williams.



The Young Victoria, starring the previously up-and-coming, now full blown star Emily Blunt in her first lead role. It's obviously a period film set during the youth of Queen Victoria (stating the obvious). Generally my view on these types of films amounts to a deep, insatiable disgust but this seems like solid throwaway garb. Garish yet tolerable.

Ones To Watch #6 - The Tree Of Life


#6

The Tree Of Life (dir. Malick)


Expected Release Date: TBA

Starring: Sean Penn, Brad Pitt et al

Studio: -

Just entering outside the top five is The Tree of Life, the latest film by the great Terrence Malick. A summary of the plotline makes basic reading as it follows the life of Jack, one of three brothers, and the evolution from wide eyed youth to a disillusioned adult.

Brad Pitt plays the lead character with Sean Penn reprising the character in his middle age. Amazingly this is the second film from Malick in four years! That is quite unusual for a director who has made five films since 1969 including greats such as Badlands and The Thin Red Line.

Any further details are unknown with literally just the one screenshot available at the moment (the one heading the post). Of course I’ll keep updating the site when more devouring morsels are online and available…

Until then, all is left to the imagination…

Tuesday 3 March 2009

Ones To Watch #7 - Up


#7

Up (dir. Doctor)

Expected Release Date: 16th October

Starring (voice): Christopher Plummer, Edward Asner et al
Studio: Pixar

The latest in a long line of triumphs for the greatest studio working in Hollywood today. For director Pete Doctor this is his first gig since Monsters Inc in 2001.

The story like many a Pixar great, revolves around the unusual relationship between an old man (Carl Fredricksen) and an 8 year old boy who end up in each other’s company after Fredricksen’s house is lifted into the air (basically by hundreds of balloons).


There isn’t much to add other than to mention how well Doctor handled the relationship between Mike and Sully in Monsters Inc. The fact that the lead protagonist is a 78 year old man also gives a clear indication of the adult orientated direction Pixar is taking and of course shows how the studio will continue to take risks for our satisfaction.

To be honest though, I would be happy watching a film about depressive terrorist clowns if it was made by Pixar, they just haven’t put a foot wrong...ever! Even Cars, which wasn't as critically well received as some of its peers, was still enjoyable and better than most other animated films (specifically much of the Dreamworks output).

In the past few years we've been treated to Ratatouille, which was undoubtedly one of the best films of 2007, and then Wall-E, in my opinion the best American film of last year.

Anticipation is undoubtedly at fever pitch for this one then.

All I can say is. BRING! IT! ON!


Monday 2 March 2009

Ones To Watch #8 - The Road


#8

The Road (dir. Hillcoat)


Expected Release Date: TBA

Starring: Viggo Mortensen, Charlize Theron, Robert Duvall, Guy Pearce & Kodi Smit-McPhee

Studio: Dimension Films

The Road, directed by John Hillcoat, is the latest Cormac McCarthy novel to undergo a cinematic makeover. It’s set in a post apocalyptic America where the elements converge to devastating effect and The Road seems pregnant with the possibilty of every conceivable act of lawlessness.

Starring Mortensen and newcomer Smit-McPhee as the father-son dyad, The Road like No Country For Old Men is tense, disheartening and haunting fraught with disturbing images. I haven’t read the novel from which No Country For Old Men was adapted but having read The Road and seen the initial screenshots I can feel the sense of darkness which plagued the novel.

It’s a certainty to say the film will not be an easy watch. Director John Hillcoat’s directorial debut, The Proposition was an underrated triumph and one of its many strengths included the cinematography of the wild Americana landscapes. The look and feel of the film is safe hands it seems.

Scored by Nick Cave ( I loved his minimalistic score for The Assasination of Jesse James), The Road provides many possible avenues for success. For the director of course, but perhaps most encouragingly for Viggo Mortensen who may find his moment in the Oscar limelight is not too far down ‘The Road’…